Post Mortem

 POST MORTEM 1 By Hina Shakeel 

BURA MAT MANO....JEE

After analysing characteristics of some of our favorite public figures and political parties....I have taglined them, which goes with their respective personalities..... So post mortem result goes something like this.....

 

Sharjeel Memon: Founder of Dramatization on screen

 

Faisal Sabzwari: Founder of Youthpedia

Zulfikar Mirza: Founder of agression against PPP

 

Maulana Fazal ur Rehman: Founder of bridge between Taliban and Government

Rana Sanaullah: founder of giving freedom to criminals 

 

General Kiyani: Founder of compromise

Altaf Hussain: Founder of U-turn

 

Zardari: Founder of corruption as reward

Nawaz sharif: Founder of opposition as friend

Musharraf: Founder of keeping two designation at a time

Imran Khan: Founder of revolution even if done from home

Chaudry Shujaat: Founder of dance in cultural wing

Dr. Tahir ul Qadri: Founder of dramatized Long March

Shahbaaz Sharif: Founder of Attracting voters by joke of distributing laptops

Sheri Rehman: Founder of make over in government.

Rehman Malik: Founder of no signals in phone

Hina Rabbani: Founder of impression by beauty

Asalam Raisani: Founder of selling gutka is better than government

Veena Malik: Founder of popularity through ashamedness

Annie: Founder of theft through marriage

Shaista wahidi: Founder of luxury through job scandal

PPP: Founder of corruption with five year tenture

 

PML-N: Founder of using public money by their name

 

PML-Q: Founder of changing remarks

 

MQM: Founder of showing power in ten minutes

 

PTI: Founder of honesty just to tell

 

APLM: Founder of warrant before government 

POST MORTEM 2 BY LUBNA SULEMAN

“LAKE HILLIER” : THE PINK LAKE IN AUSTRALIA

 

Lake Hillier Is A pink-Coloured Lake On Middle Island In Western Australia.Middle Island Is The Largests Of The Islands And Islets That Makeup The Recherché Archipelago,Western Australia.The Most Notable Feature Of This Lake Is Its  Rose Pink Colour.It Is Such A Significant Distinguishing Feature Of The Archipelago That Air Passengers Often Take Note Of It.The Colour Is Permanent,And Doesnot Alter When The Water  Is Taken In A Container.The Length Of The Lake Is About Six Hundred Metres.The Lake Is Surrounded By A Border Of Sand And A Dense Woodland Of Paper Bark And Eucalyptus Tress With A Narrow Strips Of Sand Dunes Covered By Vegetation Separating It To The North From The Southern Ocean.

The Island And Lake Are Thought To Have Been First  Charted By The Flinders Expedition In 1802.Captain Flinders Is Said To Have Observed  The Pink Lake After Ascending The Island,S Peak.John Thistle The Ship,S Master,Collected Some Of The Lake,S Water ,Which He Found To Be Saturated With Salt.Although The Source Of The Pink Colour Have Not Been Definitively Proven In The Case Of Lake Hillier,The Pink Colour Of Other Salt Lake(E,G Pink Lake)In The Region Arises From A Dye Created By The Organisms Dunaliella Salina, And Halobacteria.Another Hypothesis Is That The Pink Colour Is Due To Red Halophilic Bacteria In The Salt Crusts.

Despite The Unusual Hue,The Lake Exhibits No Known Adverse Effects Upon Humans.